Via Roger Ebert on Twitter (which exists solely to serve Roger), here’s a great local commercial. Play it twice to hear about his wife’s boyfriend:

From LiveScience, here are ‘10 Things Women Should Know About A Man’s Brains‘:

10. More emotional
9. More vulnerable to loneliness
8. Focused on solutions
7. Hard-wired to check out women
6. Must defend turf
5. Embraces chain of command
4. Matures over time, really
3. Primed for fatherhood
2. Daddy-play
1. Covets wedding bells, too

[Maybe I should rename this blog to “The World’s Laziest Blogger.”]

Via: Online Schools

(From the internet. Hope you have a great day.)

17 Ways To Cook A Turkey:

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put turkey in the oven
4. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
7. Turk the bastey
8. Whiskey another bottle of get
9. Ponder the meat thermometer
10. Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
11. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
12. Take the oven out of the turkey
13. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
14. Turk the carvey
15. Get yourself another scottle of botch
16. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
17. Bless the dinner and pass out

One for the daughters.