The Axis of Awesome prove that you are separated from your everlasting fame and one-hit wonderdom by only four chords. Rated “R” for language.

Any similarity to an unnamed local community activist is accidental and coincidental.

I pledge to you, gentle reader, the below diagram has never happened in my workplace in the last 20+ years of public servitude.

And I’ve a bridge in Nevada to sell you. Cheap.

From the Boston Herald via Jon Ralston of the Las Vegas Sun:

(This is kind of gross for the non-Whedon-initiated. You’ve been warned.)

Two things:
1. Firefly is not coming back. Ever. Move on with your lives.
2. This is why. Courtesy of io9.com.