The Axis of Awesome prove that you are separated from your everlasting fame and one-hit wonderdom by only four chords. Rated “R” for language.

(This is kind of gross for the non-Whedon-initiated. You’ve been warned.)

Two things:
1. Firefly is not coming back. Ever. Move on with your lives.
2. This is why. Courtesy of io9.com.

Via Roger Ebert on Twitter (which exists solely to serve Roger), here’s a great local commercial. Play it twice to hear about his wife’s boyfriend:

It’s a lazy Sunday so how about some dance videos?

These guys are good…

And they’re not very “Dangerous” (my favorite).

Still missing Freddy Mercury.

A flashback to my nightmarish high school freshman dance class.

And the inmates’ original video.

One for the daughters.