From Carolyn and Maizie:

A lady walked into a pharmacy and told them she needed some cyanide. “Why?” asked the pharmacist. “I”m going to poison my husband.”

“Lord have mercy, I can”t sell you cyanide to kill your husband,” he said. “It”s against the law, I would lose my license, they would throw us both in jail and throw away the key. You can absolutely NOT have any cyanide.”

With that, the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist”s wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well, now … you didn”t tell me you had a prescription.”

Kudos (Kudoes?) to the Carson City Public Works Department. Best plowing job ever.

A few years ago, they plowed our street and left some big-time hills blocking the exit to our cul de sac. I left a message on their department voicemail and the mess was cleaned up within a couple of hours. Very impressive.

Yet another YouTube instant classic, courtesy of Bethany.

Seriously, you’d think these folks could be along…

Priests get rowdy in Vatican soccer game

VATICAN CITY, Vatican City, Feb. 25 (UPI) — Two teams of priests ended all hopes for a peaceful soccer match when their Vatican City league match included penalties and one hospital visit.

Despite a pre-game plea for fair play from Cardinal Pio Laghi, Saturday’s soccer match between the Brazilian students from Pontifical Gregorian University and a Mexican team of trainee priests from Mater Ecclesiae seminary quickly turned violent, the Daily Telegraph said.

“You are in sight of St Peter’s, so behave!” Laghi said before the game.

The referee had been asked to use blue penalty cards primarily to assess violations, but he wound up issuing two yellow cards for major penalties.

The low-point may have come when one player had to be assisted off the field by an ambulance crew.

The Mexicans of Mater Ecclesiae and their appropriately named goalie, Jesus, won the match, 6-0.

How many of these have you seen? Or even heard of?